literally-just-no:

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that disney movies don’t end like this.

I would LOVE for Disney movies to end like this. People die, that’s life. Don’t get my wrong, I love Disney with all my heart. I’m just patiently waiting for the day that a main character actually dies and doesn’t come back to life. But that’s never gonna happen and I’m sort of okay with it now

Courtesy of Squirt. If only we lived by his rules, the world would be a better place.

Courtesy of Squirt. If only we lived by his rules, the world would be a better place.

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

beautiful-wildlife:

Hmm … Dat Smell! by Julian Rad
European Ground Squirrel

beautiful-wildlife:

Hmm … Dat Smell! by Julian Rad

European Ground Squirrel

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

That is the cutest snake I’ve ever seen.

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

I would just like to say that once I went to a Polish buffet and I somehow managed to get 7 different forms of potato and nothing else on my plate. I was very content that day.

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you